I buried the jar deep within the roots of the nemeton. It was their sacrifice that brought its power back.
1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby lizard
100-349 followers = lizard
350-500 followers = still a lizard
501-799 followers = mega lizard
800- 4,999 followers = super hella lizard
5000+ followers = GODZILLA
These are the legit numbers.
one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs
Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.
The fucking notes
MORE THAN 8M IM CRYING
man boobs though, i should like not reblog this and my flab will magically go away
Weeping client talking to me today. They tried to goad her companion into a fist fight so they could call the police and have him arrested, therefore she couldn’t have the procedure.
She was crying and screaming for them to leave her alone. They wouldn’t, and her companion got angry.
I told her that I have no idea why they can’t understand it. My guess is, that they don’t care about you or your partner, only the fetus that could kill you.
She was very upset, so I let her and her companion wait in my car. She thanked me and said “I’m glad you are here. He would have hit that guy if you all had not walked with us”.
She walked into the clinic tear free, but still with anti’s trailing behind her shouting. The escort presence gave her space and a buffer from the harassment.
That is why I escort. That is why I do it.
I bet Leonardo Dicaprio’s nightmares look like this
Lupita Nyong’o | Behind the Scenes of Essence photoshoot
Kristen Bell wins all the Mothers Day awards
Just might’ve tapped into your mind and soul
You can’t be sure
My colored version of the Eleanor & Park doodle! I think there are still more things to fix (especially anatomy wise), but I’m putting it aside for now. I always have trouble painting over sketches and keeping the features as I sketched them. Freckles are also very hard for me to paint.
Gosh guys, I’m so shocked/amazed/thrilled that Rainbow Rowell liked the pencil sketch. (dies inside)